Terpy Bags SMELLS LIKE JACK Pound Size Steeping Bags are finally here!
What do TERPY BAGS do??? They make you RICH$$$!!!
Back in the real old days they put orange peels in their weed. (whoa wtf were they thinking?)
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BUT TURNS OUT THEY WERE SMART AF!
Those who experimented sold 1960s cartel brick weed faster than Derek Forreal
Here’s the honest breakdown. If you already have good weed, don’t mess with these. You’re good.
But if you have 80% of the bullshit out there, welcome to your new MONEYMAKER.
Current market rate of good deps in California is $400 per unit
Current market rate of anything short of light green with a good nose? $0. AKA unsellable.
Any NORCAL farmer knows low-grade weed with a sativa nose sells out first and gets you the highest prices.
Most outdoor weed looks like shit. But shitty-looking outdoor with a Jack Herer nose? You’ll be sold-out in October while your neighbor is burying his weed next May!
If you’re an urban entrepreneur, Terpy Bags can give you the edge you need.
If you’re a medium or large-scale outdoor farmer and happen to run across this page, consider yourself extra lucky!
BUY AS MANY OF THESE AS YOU CAN BUDGET! You’re in a position to get rich while this product is still BRAND NEW.
ARE YOU FINALLY WRAPING YOUR HEAD AROUND WHAT THIS PRODUCT CAN DO FOR YOU? THIS IS A NO-BRAINER!!!
Extra Fine Points to answer the detailed questions you must have by now:
- No real cannabis terpenes in this product. These are artificial food grade legal terpenes however they do not smell artificial at all. That would defeat the purpose of what we’re trying to do. The point is to make your shitty weed smell like Jack Herer without them questioning you adulterated or “terped” your product. This is the most important point of Terpy Bags and basically tells you what this product is all about.
- You can re-use Terpy Bags multiple times and terp multiple units. For large-scale growers who use large bins, simply buy multiple pound size Terpy Bags and put them directly in your bins to treat large volumes.
- Terpy Bags can treat all your fuck-up’s including, but not limited to, grassy smells, no smell or faint smell and salty smells.
- We only have our flagship SMELLS LIKE JACK Terpene profile right now. But we finally figured out a convincing OG that no other terpene producer has come close to ever producing. We are perfecting it and hope to release it soon!
DO NOT USE WITH MOLDY WEED!!!
We have to just throw that out there because we know people will try. People always try to sell moldy weed instead of doing the right thing and throwing it away! We always tell people this because we don’t want the good name of Terpy Bags getting caught up with people’s shady dealings.